Barkfolio / Careers for very good pets
Professional profiles. Deeply unprofessional candidates. Turn three photos and five silly answers into a shareable résumé for your dog or cat.
Free to make. No work experience required.
Chief Security Officer · Front Window Division
Our promises. Not pretend reviews.
The hiring process
An excuse to post your pet again. This time, with credentials.
Chief Security Officer
The Hendersons’ Front Window
Experience
6 years barking at the mail carrier
Consistently alerts leadership to leaves, delivery vans and absolutely nothing.
Skills & endorsements
“Open to treats.”
Upload three photos of your dog or cat. Yes, the one asleep on your laptop counts.
Answer five silly questions. We turn their quirks into a job title, career history and highly transferable skills.
Share a polished, screenshot-ready profile. Let friends endorse their talents, then come back for promotions and annual reviews.
From couch intern to household executive. Every pet has a story.
The benefits package
Start with a shareable professional profile. Want to make it official? Explore optional framed prints, mugs, business cards and premium templates. Paid options are priced at checkout.
For individuals getting started
$0/month
No purchase needed to give your pet a career. Optional extras are just that: optional.
Now hiring / Your household
They’ve already mastered sleeping on the job. Let’s give them the title to match.